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"Seize the time. Live now; make now always the most precious time. Now will never come again" -- (Capt. Jean-Luc Picard)
Nil Illegitimi Carborundem - "Don't Let the Bastards Keep You Down" One ring to rule them all, One ring to find them, One ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them -- J. R. R. Tolkien
"I gave my cat a bath the other day ... they love it. He sat there, he enjoyed it, it was fun for me. The fur would stick to my tongue, but other than that..." --Steve Martin
"How do cats decide when to jump suddenly up from where they were sitting comfortably curled up and dash madly around the room, knocking over everything they encounter? Fuzzy logic." --Andrew Koenig
"If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happen if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?" --Steven Wright
"If you can remember how many cats you have, you don't have enough." --Unknown
"The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer." --Paula Poundstone
"Cats aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit." --Unknown
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